![]() ![]() Cucumbers won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.Ĥ8. Cucumbers won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub.Ĥ6. A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray.Ĥ5. A cucumber won't go through your medicine chest.Ĥ4. A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.Ĥ3. A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.Ĥ2. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.Ĥ1. ![]() With a cucumber you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the Flu season.Ĥ0. A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.ģ9. A cucumber won't work your crossword with ink.ģ8. A cucumber a day keeps the OB-GYN away.ģ7. Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.ģ6. Cucumbers won't make you go to the drugstore.ģ5. Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month.ģ4. want to shake hands and be friends.Ģ9.tell you he's not the marrying kind.ģ3. With a cucumber you never have to say you're sorry.Ģ7. Cucumbers never want to get it on when your nails are wet.Ģ6. Cucumbers won't care what time of the month it is.Ģ4. Cucumbers won't pout if you have a headache.Ģ3. With a cucumber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.Ģ2. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.Ģ0. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.ġ9. A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin.ġ8. ![]() A cucumber won't ask: ""Am I the first?"".ġ7. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.ġ6. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home.ġ4. ![]() You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.ġ1. With a cucumber you can get a single room. and you know how firm it is before you take it home.ĩ. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.ħ. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.ĥ. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.ģ. Glynis has had this one to laugh at for 24hrs, so time to share with the rest.ġ01 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Menġ. ![]()
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